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On A Scale Of One To Rapunzel

I am going to make a radical statement. Sit down, lie down, buckle up and check your emergency exits. Here goes… are you ready? People have hair. It’s a revolutionary concept. Next I’ll be telling you that rain is wet

On A Scale Of One To Rapunzel

I am going to make a radical statement. Sit down, lie down, buckle up and check your emergency exits. Here goes… are you ready? People have hair. It’s a revolutionary concept. Next I’ll be telling you that rain is wet

How to Escape Tumblr

Tumblr addiction is a real and serious problem. Now, I know from my dashboard that there are at least 5 million other people who have the same issue as I do, so here is a list of ways that I

How to Escape Tumblr

Tumblr addiction is a real and serious problem. Now, I know from my dashboard that there are at least 5 million other people who have the same issue as I do, so here is a list of ways that I

“Other Girls”

I guarantee that if you’ve watched a TV show or movie, read a book, listened to a pop song or basically left your room in the past twenty years, you’ve probably encountered some sort of romance narrative. It’s even more

“Other Girls”

I guarantee that if you’ve watched a TV show or movie, read a book, listened to a pop song or basically left your room in the past twenty years, you’ve probably encountered some sort of romance narrative. It’s even more

Scotch Tasting for the Untrained Palate

“Wait, that’s your second one?” I was at a whisky tasting with my father-in-law in DC for Ardbeg. The location was not quite a hole-in-the-wall bar, but was just far enough above one that it was getting pretensions of being

Scotch Tasting for the Untrained Palate

“Wait, that’s your second one?” I was at a whisky tasting with my father-in-law in DC for Ardbeg. The location was not quite a hole-in-the-wall bar, but was just far enough above one that it was getting pretensions of being

Once Upon a Time in New York: In The Tradition of Sex and the City

Like most things in life (privacy, decency, and the like), monogamy can either be respected or ignored. Today, it seems that everyone is either in a relationship or trying to break one up. The concept of breaking your vows of

Once Upon a Time in New York: In The Tradition of Sex and the City

Like most things in life (privacy, decency, and the like), monogamy can either be respected or ignored. Today, it seems that everyone is either in a relationship or trying to break one up. The concept of breaking your vows of

Starved For Attention: The Celebrity Hunger Games, Day Two

Before you begin, read Day One here. Walking through the woods are Kanye West and Beyonce, who have formed an alliance. Kanye seems to be searching for something, but will not reveal what it is. “Kanye, what are we looking

Starved For Attention: The Celebrity Hunger Games, Day Two

Before you begin, read Day One here. Walking through the woods are Kanye West and Beyonce, who have formed an alliance. Kanye seems to be searching for something, but will not reveal what it is. “Kanye, what are we looking

Crisis Averted

What is it that’s said about volunteering? Ah, yes – that it looks good on a resume. That you’ll get references for future jobs. That it provides experience in a field that may be unattainable without some experience. Mostly, though,

Crisis Averted

What is it that’s said about volunteering? Ah, yes – that it looks good on a resume. That you’ll get references for future jobs. That it provides experience in a field that may be unattainable without some experience. Mostly, though,