Author Archives: margeauxperkins

About margeauxperkins

I think I'm funny. I like to write funny things. Someday I'd like to write for a sitcom. In the daylight I work in marketing. My favorite color's cerulean blue.

The Essense of the Floaty Girl

Well over a month ago I was at a relatively small party with some people I knew. New to the New York party scene, I headed out with these “sort-of-friends” because I was determined to get out a bit more.

The Essense of the Floaty Girl

Well over a month ago I was at a relatively small party with some people I knew. New to the New York party scene, I headed out with these “sort-of-friends” because I was determined to get out a bit more.

Words of Wisdom from an Almost 20-Year-Old

Tomorrow, I will turn twenty years old. This doesn’t mean a lot to a lot of people. To them, twenty isn’t a milestone. In the good old U.S.A., sixteen, eighteen, and twenty-one are milestones. So my nineteenth birthday didn’t feel

Words of Wisdom from an Almost 20-Year-Old

Tomorrow, I will turn twenty years old. This doesn’t mean a lot to a lot of people. To them, twenty isn’t a milestone. In the good old U.S.A., sixteen, eighteen, and twenty-one are milestones. So my nineteenth birthday didn’t feel

My Love Affair with Sam and Dean Winchester

WARNING-THIS ARTICLE CONTAINS SOME OBSCURE SPOILERS In 2005, when I first met Sam and Dean Winchester, I was twelve years old. I remember thinking both of them were cute, but I had a particular liking for the rugged, demanding, older

My Love Affair with Sam and Dean Winchester

WARNING-THIS ARTICLE CONTAINS SOME OBSCURE SPOILERS In 2005, when I first met Sam and Dean Winchester, I was twelve years old. I remember thinking both of them were cute, but I had a particular liking for the rugged, demanding, older

My Father, The Silent Observer

“You don’t call your Dad enough,” interrupted my mother as I talked hurriedly to her, rushing from my German class to dinner with friends. “You call me three times a day, not that I’m complaining, but when was the last

My Father, The Silent Observer

“You don’t call your Dad enough,” interrupted my mother as I talked hurriedly to her, rushing from my German class to dinner with friends. “You call me three times a day, not that I’m complaining, but when was the last

The Gwyneth Paltrow Problem

Watching the final scene of Iron Man 3 was kind of like a dream. Gwyneth Paltrow was running around in a sports bra and yoga pants doing intense fight scenes while Robert Downey, Jr. laid on his back on the

The Gwyneth Paltrow Problem

Watching the final scene of Iron Man 3 was kind of like a dream. Gwyneth Paltrow was running around in a sports bra and yoga pants doing intense fight scenes while Robert Downey, Jr. laid on his back on the

The Perfect Love Interest Recipe

While most romantic notions in television and film range from patriarchal to impossible, as I watched the finale of Girls two months ago, I couldn’t help but admire the particular and relatively believable quality of the way Adam acted towards

The Perfect Love Interest Recipe

While most romantic notions in television and film range from patriarchal to impossible, as I watched the finale of Girls two months ago, I couldn’t help but admire the particular and relatively believable quality of the way Adam acted towards

Beauty Secrets of the Manic Pixie Dream Girl

I’ve always wondered what would be inside the Manic Pixie Dream Girl’s makeup bag. Let’s start with the makeup bag itself. I’m thinking one of those hollowed out books or an old lady fanny pack. The theoretical MPDG would wear

Beauty Secrets of the Manic Pixie Dream Girl

I’ve always wondered what would be inside the Manic Pixie Dream Girl’s makeup bag. Let’s start with the makeup bag itself. I’m thinking one of those hollowed out books or an old lady fanny pack. The theoretical MPDG would wear